would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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