We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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Have fun and good luck.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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