You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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