Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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