try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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