can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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