I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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