i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I would ride that face into the sunset
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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