i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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