there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You don't make any sense
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