I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
