Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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