Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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