i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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