How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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