We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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