I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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