it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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