Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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