i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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