This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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