Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
This house was built for laser tag.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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