Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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