I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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