Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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