I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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