that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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