who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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