we're blogging at a bar
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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