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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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