Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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