I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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