Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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