3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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