I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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