i wish there were pregnant emoticons
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He better not be in your backpack
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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