the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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