At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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