im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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