I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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