have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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