my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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