i just google imaged poop.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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