Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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