So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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