At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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