You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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