I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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