I didn't shave. On purpose
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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