I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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