I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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