it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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