Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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