Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just pynch a tree in the face
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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