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doug butabi!

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steve butabi!

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hotties wanna shake it

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(716): View more from New York

there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one

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(515): View more from Iowa

Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!

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Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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(602): View more from Arizona

You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid

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(972): View more from Texas

he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.

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(904): View more from Florida

He just started dry humping the air... I'm done

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(614): View more from Ohio

I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.

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